| Attack of the Crab Monsters 
            
 Even from the beach I could sense it-- 
 lack of welcome, lack of abiding life, 
 like something in the air, a certain 
 lack of sound. Yesterday 
 there was a mountain out there. 
 Now it's gone. And look 
 at this radio, each tube neatly 
 sliced in half. Blow the place up! 
 That was my advice. 
 But after the storm and the earthquake, 
 after the tactic of the exploding plane 
 and the strategy of the sinking boat, it looked 
 like fate and I wanted to say, "Don't you see? 
 So what if you are a famous biochemist! 
 Lost with all hands is an old story." 
 Sure, we're on the edge 
 of an important breakthrough, everyone 
 hearing voices, everyone falling 
 into caves, and you're out 
 wandering through the jungle 
 in the middle of the night in your negligée. 
 Yes, we're way out there 
 on the edge of science, while the rest 
 of the island continues to disappear until 
 nothing's left except this 
 cliff in the middle of the ocean, 
 and you, in your bathing suit, 
 crouched behind the scuba tanks. 
 I'd like to tell you 
 not to be afraid, but I've lost 
 my voice. I'm not used to all these 
 legs, these claws, these feelers. 
 It's the old story, predictable 
 as fallout--the rearrangement of molecules. 
 And everyone is surprised 
 and no one understands 
 why each man tries to kill 
 the thing he loves, when the change 
 comes over him. So now you know 
 what I never found the time to say. 
 Sweetheart, put down your flamethrower. 
 You know I always loved you.  |