Love
You To Death
...a gripping tale
of eroticism and espionage explodes when a
disgraced and alcoholic ex-CIA operative
Hieronymus Trout discovers a plan to
assassinate the president by placing
plastique in Paula Jones' breast implants.
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From:
J. White
Sent:
Monday, August 25, 1997 9:15 AM
To: jbkluge@iname.com
Subject:
RE: "Love You To Death" ... -Reply
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That amount of
plastic explosive in Paula could wipe out
much of the white house. Thus the donor
staying in the Lincoln Bedroom would be
killed and an ensuing war between the US and
China would seem inevitable. However, the
infamous photo of Mao and J. Edgar Hoover in
drag at an underground Queen's Club in Berlin
would be secretly sent to Hieronymous Trout.
China hesitates but......
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From: John
Alspaugh
Sent: Tuesday, August 31, 1999 7:09 AM
To: Joseph Brad Kluge
Subject: Re: Mao and J. Edgar in drag
[Joe-- This is the hook.] No. The
photo would not be sent secretly.
It would appear on the internet with Hieronymous
doctored in, looking a good deal like Paula Jones
herself. At that point, the secret
informer comes in. H. is informed
that he is Paula's twin brother, separated at
birth. He would be so disgraced and
humiliated that he would really tie one on.
In his drunken state, he dresses up as his sister
and attacks Hilary Clinton at a dinner party,
knocking her out and tossing her over his
shoulder, he wobbles away on stiletto heals, now
and again actually falling down.
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